Don’t forget the Baby Jesus Buttplug in Asphyxiation Blue
HOLY CRAP!!!
(and I am being descriptive, damn all-caps Nazi)
I decided to go to the local mosque at Wodonga, Victoria for the
first time to see what it was all about:
I sat down and the Imam came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said:
“By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammed - you will walk today.”
I told him I wasn’t paralyzed, I only had a small bunion on my left foot.
He came back and laid his hands on me and looking skywards, earnestly
repeated his mantra:
“By the will of Allah and the prophet Mohammed - you will walk today.”
Once again, I told him there was nothing wrong with me.
After prayers I stepped outside? And Fuck me ----
MY CAR WAS GONE !!!
Yes I am aware that syke is an incorrect spelling for psych, just roll with it.
Modern day Christianity
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Well, he could do as Trump does, and give somebody else’s lunch to the homeless guy.
President Trump walks into a bar
He spots Mitt Romney in a corner.
President Trump: “They told me I’d find you here, but why is a Mormon in a bar?”
Mitt: “Nobody expects it, so I can meditate in peace.”
Trump: “Well, I’m here because I urgently need your help. You see, illegals have built massive ladder factories and are easily climbing over my Great Wall by the millions. They even have a religion about ladders, for God’s sake! Mitt, I need YOU to intervene.”
Mitt: “That’s horrible, Mr. President, but it’s not something I can help you with.”
Trump: "But isn’t ‘Mormon’ a nickname for your church, the Church of Ladder Day Saints?”
Who killed Jesus and then said "Aaaar, Matey”?
Pontius Pirate
Sign of the times?
