Very punny indeed


Who cares if it’s a repost? this needs to be scene!






He was playing the long game for that pun. You might say it was an igneous plan.


And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll


Good one, I always take the Mighty Led Zeppelin for granite.


Did you hear about the guy who was shot with a starter pistol?

Police think it’s race-related.


Had to explain that one to MrsLion. Sometimes she’s not so quick off the blocks.






How is a tick like the Eiffel Tower?

They’re both paris sites



My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but he wasn’t given the gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.



Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?

Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.


I’ve started investing in stocks…
Mostly beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.


My mom told me Jesus died on a Royal Caribbean ship. But my priest insists he died on the cross.

Was that cruise a fiction?